CUMBERB[I]TCHING AS PER USUAL

Dear Jesus,
Sometimes I feel like boys are an Oscar and I’m Leonardo DiCaprio
AlsoalsoalsoAlso I’ve gotten to this point in my Christmas shopping where I’m like “am I alsoalsoalsoclose enough to this person to buy them underwear?”
Am I pathetic what are boys I hate love
Thanx!

Hi boo ❤
That shit is bananas
I wouldn’t want you to slip and fall into that gaping plot hole
Your heart is going to explode!
You are not pathetic! You are a ducking beautiful tropical sunfish
P.S.
For me, the answer is YES

I’m so glad we had this talk
this is magical-like
VERY CHILL BEANS
or a tiny karmic kale
*glugs wine instead*

It’s true, just yesterday I was wishing Isis would stop juggling my penis.

Oh my god.

…P.S. my favorite palindrome is “a butt tuba”

JESUS, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID

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Aren’t text poems fun, though?