A Series of One-Liners

In the vein of Joe Brainard


 

HISTORIES
The most persuasive of stories.

PALINDROME
“As I pee, sir, I see Pisa!”

COFFEE
When in need of a laxative, drink.

HIPSTER
“I was a vampire fetishist before it was cool.”

“LAUNDRY”
Buying  new underwear.

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